Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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