Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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