i think i have two assholes
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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