So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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