You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
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Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
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Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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