Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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