I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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