I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
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We're using joints as your birthday candles
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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