You work out of a Hotel?
worst night to have a conscience
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
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careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
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Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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