windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I AM VODKA MAN
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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