Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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