it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
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Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
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Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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