so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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