I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
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somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
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Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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