I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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