Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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