I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
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I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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