I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
The struggles of a small town man whore
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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