How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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