i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
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You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
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Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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