So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
We got so high we made milksteak
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Randomize
