Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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