Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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