I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
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I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
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Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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