You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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