We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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