we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
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I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
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Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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