...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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