i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
He's a Shit stain on my heart
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Who died my cat blue again?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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