Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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