I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
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You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
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I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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