its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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