It's just like the Real World with babies
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
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You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
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She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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