ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
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You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
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His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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