I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
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Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
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Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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