Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Randomize
