BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
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You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
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i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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