I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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