i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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