If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
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i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Watching her eat just hurts me
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Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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