You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
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He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
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Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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