Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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