Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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