Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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