i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
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I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
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Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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