i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
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All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
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I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.