It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I love you.
Bad choice
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