There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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