I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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