she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
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Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
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You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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