When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
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what are you doing with your life
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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