He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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