wanna go halves on a baby?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
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I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
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Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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