i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
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I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS