I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I am mentally ready for anal.
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