it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
