she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?