Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(609): View more from New Jersey

We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.

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(330): View more from Ohio

The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?

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(314): View more from Missouri

I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine

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(678): View more from Georgia

I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone

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(647): View more from Ontario

Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love

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