The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
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the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.