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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?

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(678): View more from Georgia

Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners

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(719): View more from Colorado

just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?

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(323): View more from California

No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.

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look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.

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(951): View more from California

a victory without nudity is not really a victory

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